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This breaking news just in, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead, and Joey Vento is still an asshole. Yes, that's right, our favorite grease-slinging dipshit (oh, and he sells soggy cheesesteaks, too) was back in the news this week. This time, he wasn't bitching about his court victory (which earned him Asshole of the Week a couple weeks back). No, instead, he was joining the clusterfuck debate about what went down in the campaign leading up to this week's Pennsylvania primary. In Joe's case, he was actually bitching about what didn't go down in the campaign, namely that neither Hillary Clinton nor Barack Obama got a cheesesteak from Geno's. (Clinton got a chicken cheesesteak at Boccella's in Conshy, while Obama went to Pat's. We're sure Vento loved that.)

We're sure you'll be missing these, now that the Primary is over.

Author’s Note: I hate to be on the losing side. I think this covers me regardless of the PA Primary results.

Yesterday, the city was humming with national media and energetic supporters of Clinton and (mostly) Obama.

What's new and/or interesting on TV this week.

Usually I can muster a good chuckle at the tendency of the mainstream media to trumpet shock over substance in its campaign coverage, but last night's debate only made me angry. Here's why: watching them with me was a bona-fide undecided voter, the likes of which I haven't seen in a long time.