This Phillyist hearts Rilo Kiley. Jenny Lewis is our long-standing girl crush. So we're pumped for tonight, when they'll be at the Tower Theatre, touring after their new album, Under the Blacklight. We can't stop playing it. It's a lot more eclectic than the band’s previous CDs, but we dig it, immensely. It’s like Multiple Personality Disorder Rilo Kiley. Which is awesome, because crazy people are fun. Didn't you see Sybil? Under the Blacklight has......

Dear God (go with me on this one – if someone can sue Him, I can sure as hell write Him a letter): Hey up there! How's it going? Long time no talk! Sorry about missing Rosh Hashannah last week. The holidays aren't on a consistent date every year—not on the Western calendar, at least—so I didn't know when they were when I made my PLAF schedule. But hey – the Torah indicates that......

There’s much ado about the royals spending some time in Philadelphia this weekend. And while they’ll be attending a Mural Arts Program reception, visiting with International House students, and “partying” society-style at the 150th Anniversary Academy Ball and Concert, all we’ll be thinking is, how can we score some face time with the prince? Because when we think Charles and Camilla, we think Tampax reincarnation. Remember this tidbit? Charles to Camilla, in an intercepted telephone......

What's interesting on TV this week. Shortest Marriages (Mon; 9PM-10PM; VH1) - Short celebrity marriages. Isn't that a bit redundant? The question about this show is not so much which marriages will they talk about, but more which marriages will they leave out? Dirty Jobs (Tue; 9PM-10PM; Discovery) - Another gross episode of this show about a dude trying out various filthy jobs. But what's so dirty about dismantling Tournament of Roses Parade floats? Quite......

A steaming hot pile of our favorite things from around the internets. Like most people we know, Phillyist finds clowns a little...creepy. So we were rather amused by this game I Hate Clowns, in which floppy, seemingly unconscious clowns are tossed up into the air and you are required to chuck metal "pies" at them (hitting them while they're in the air gets you the most points). Each level has a different point goal and......