A tall, icy glass of our favorite internet junk, just for you. Even though Will Arnett's performance as the voice of K.I.T.T. in the upcoming Knight Rider TV movie was already done and in the can, he's now been replaced with Val Kilmer due to a conflict of interest: Arnett has done voicework on GMC truck commercials for over a decade, and K.I.T.T. is a Ford Mustang. This sounds like a joke, but it's apparently......

This week's quote comes from the song "My Funny Valentine," natch. Now, on with the listings! All Shook Up - This sounds like all the 50s clichés we love. Add some Elvis to the mix, and you’ve got yourself a fun show. February 20-25. Tickets via Ticketmaster. Bat Boy: The Musical - That’s right, a musical based on the Weekly World News. Rock on. February 23-March 10. Call 609.291.9000 for tickets and information. The Fantoccini......