As a straight American man, I believe that the current ruling by California lawmakers to legalize gay marriage is a mistake that will ruin this great American nation of ours! Yet, as a straight American man, I am not allowed to disagree with what the liberal, New York, Hollywood, cheese-eating, French-speaking, Oprah Book Club Reading, media-istas say is acceptable. Well I say "accept-a-BULL!" What kind of country is this where a citizen cannot express himself......

This week’s quote comes from actor Matthew Ashford, who said: “I was prepared for the theatre, but not for the nuts and bolts.” Now, on with the listings! The Bomb-Itty of Errors - Hip-hop Shakespeare? For serious? April 12-29. Tickets online. Damn Yankees - When you think about it, it explains so much… April 13-May 5. Tickets may be reserved online. The Fantasticks - The longest-running musical of all time—but with puppets! April 3-May 6.......

Every Tuesday and Thursday, we'll be posting events that are going on sale during the current week. This Thursday post only collects the latest announcements, so definitely check the Tuesday post for any you may have missed. Crystal Roxx Crocodile Rock, Allentown Fri, 4/6/07, 6PM $7 On sale: Fri, 10AM, Ticketmaster Band Battlefest II 2007 Crocodile Rock, Allentown Sun, 5/20/07, 3PM $10 On sale: Fri, 10AM, Ticketmaster CocoRosie w/Busdriver The TLA Mon, 5/7/07, 8PM $15......

Looking to get your groove on this weekend, all weekend long? Then you're in luck, as Phillyist has scoped out *two* weekend-long music events to take you from today through Sunday: The 20th Anniversary Season Concert Weekend Celebration: Penn's Landing Corporation celebrates their 20th year of events at The Great Plaza (on Columbus Blvd in between Market and Walnut Streets) with free concerts this Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The bill includes (among others) Peter Nero......