Dear God (go with me on this one – if someone can sue Him, I can sure as hell write Him a letter): Hey up there! How's it going? Long time no talk! Sorry about missing Rosh Hashannah last week. The holidays aren't on a consistent date every year—not on the Western calendar, at least—so I didn't know when they were when I made my PLAF schedule. But hey – the Torah indicates that......

Dear God: Winter is an especially dangerous time for those of us who don't have time to get to the gym regularly. We eat heavier foods, and usually more often and in larger quantities. We can get away with it, because we wear heavy, baggy clothes, that don't show our hibernation weight off too much. In short, people get a little chunky during the wintertime. Which is why I wanted to thank you, God, for......