...Faux Pas: Jerry Lewis? You, of all people? (Via Actress Archives.) ...Interventions: We're not sure if it's really fair to blame someone for another person's drug relapse, unless that person was the one who brought the coke. But it's happening anyway. (Via The Superficial.) ...Explanations: Honestly, even if Bill Murray was drunk, it was an effing golf cart. And here we thought the Scandinavians were supposed to be nice... (Via Yahoo.) ...Ewww: For a good......

...Troubles: This isn't terribly surprising. (Via People.) ...Fatherhood: Well, that's one way to be a supportive dad... (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?) ...Whoops: It's enough to make any car lover cry. (Via The Superficial.) ...Anger Management: God, imagine if they'd been Mayan and Jewish. (Via TMZ.) ...Ummmm: From Demi Moore to Courtney Love? Really? (Via New York Daily News.) ...Autopsies: You've probably already read the stories, but it was drugs. "Accidental." But aren't they......

...Drastic Measures: Or, she could have just stayed in rehab. (Via The Superficial.) ...Role Models: Clearly, Britney has taken a cue from Lindsay. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?) ...Homophobia: We mentioned this in this week's Across the Ist-A-Verse, but it bears repeating that Tim Hardaway is a homophobe. That being said, George Takei (!!) would still do him. (Original story via Chicagoist. George Takei video, embedded above, via Horny Oyster.) ...Babies! Two more. Yay!......

...Rejection: If he read the blogs, he'd know that she's not a firecrotch. Her esthetician makes sure of that. (Via The Superficial.) ...Holy Crap! He's a scrawny guy, but we still wouldn't be happy if this happened to us. (Via Popsugar.) ...Reconciliation: Hell, as a heterosexual female, this Phillyist would want her back, too. (Via Hollywood Rag. ...Coverage: That is the sound of a thousand erections vanishing. (Via Popoholic.) ...Rude: Another category Paris Hilton......

...Stupid: This is why children shouldn't make movies. Movies should only have characters over the age of sixteen in them. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?) ...Awesome: One more reason to love Tina Fey. (Via Us Weekly.) ...Fidelity: Oh, KFed! This probably isn't going to help you in your quest to overturn the prenup! (Via The Superficial.) ...Overreaction: Yeah, we'd divorce him too. (But then, we probably wouldn't have married him in the first......