We can't sleep lately. We don't know what it is. Stress? Anxiety? Or just a compulsive need to know what's going on with our sister sites? You decide!

Austinist is a dirty, naked hippie.

SFist: Why don't we get love letters like this?

LAist: Haley Joel Osment is apparently a broke-ass.

Bostonist: Well, at least they're not rude about it.

Seattlest: Oh yeah? Well Seattle is the Philadelphia of... shit. We dunno.

Gothamist: Phillyist lives next to a parking structure and would like to put this sign on a couple dozen cars.

Chicagoist: What? Massage parlors are fronts for bordellos? No way!

Shanghaiist: Subtle condescension is so much better than out-and-out meanness.

Torontoist: Apparently, Philly is still in the nineteenth century.

Londonist: Apparently, nobody told the kids not to touch the monkey.

DCist: Yikes! We've probably been guilty of this before, too!

Houstonist: We say it's just a fad.

The image above comes from the film Insomnia, via this page (in German).